Gutfeld: IIt’sharder for everyone to buy a house
”outfield!” panelists react to a CNBC article claiming LGBTQ homebuyers are being hit ”especially hard by soaring mortgage rates. An MSNBC interview calls on people to ”top complaining over inflation.
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Remember in the good old days when the media cared about your plight? Yeah, neither do I. But it’s getting worse today, especially when the mmedia’sfavorite team is now in power. Then, you know, stop complaining about inflation, you big baby.
Michelle Singletary: You must stop complaining when there are many people whose inflation rate means may only have two meals instead of three. Some Americans did extremely well in the last two years in the market. You still have your job, and yeah, iit’scosting you more for gas, but guess what? You will still take a holiday, that 4th of July vacation, and you could still eat out.
So shut up because people are doing worse. Thanks, Michelle, and she’s personal finance; imagine if you were her client, “ey, Michelle oney tight, any ideas for long-term planning or investments?” es, shut yo face, you agree dy ****.” This lady knows finance, like Kat knows quantum physics. Where did she get her economics degree? From the back of an AArby’splacemat?
KAT TIMPF: Yeah, I ddon’tknow much about quantum physics. II’mactually—II’mactuallyntI’s gal.
KAT TIMPF: Provides, you know, a mathematical description of the dual particle and wavelength interactions found in energy and matter.
LIBERAL MEDIA ROUTINELY DOWNPLAY INFLATION OR TURN IT INTO A POSITIVE: ‘’LASH YOUR SHOPPING BURDEN’’Like I said, she knows nothing about quantum physics.
Meanwhile, the L.A. Times dismisses the coming recession as ” olitipoliticaler.” I hate these people because these a-holes keep changing their tune like a drunk Mariah Carey. It IIt’sthe something Abe LLincoln’swife did when talking him into going into that play.
One day it’s”e got it’s the poor,” the other it s” let’sstit’st em.”So now the eeconomy’snot so bad, unless yyou’regay. I’ll end it there. We can get out early.
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Yeah, according to CNBC, the Shemp-Howard of cable news, because there are three cable companies, and Shemp was like the fourth stooge. Rising home prices pose a challenge, especially for LGBTQ. Really? I had no idea that mortgage rates know your sexual preferences.
I purchased homes before but have never been asked about my sexuality. Well, one mortgage broker recognized me from a rest stop. I was priced to sell, and this handyman special needed a little TLC. What can I say?
The CNBC story profiles a gay homebuyer, a gay man buying a home, not a man purchasing a gay home. However, a gay home would be great because it decorates itself.
ANNOUNCER: A homophobe would say.
I am disgusted by that joke.
The guy found it hard to find a place within five miles of work; is that a sign of homophobia, or is it a sign of homophobia? Either way, I’d hold off wI’d hold**-fewer chaps to the open house because real estate must hate gay people and all their disposable income.
Yesterday I thought I saw a homeless guy who looked just like Neil Patrick Harris.
MORTGAGE RATES SEE HIGHEST WEEKLY INCREASE SINCE the 1980s
Of course, the writer of this tripe fails to point out the obvious explanation for it being hard for gays to buy a house, iit’sharder for everyone to buy a home. Yeah, there’s 50% off if yyou’rthere’st sale at Royou’retgage; believe me, I’ve checked.
Imagine being a business reporter and conveniently forgetting comparisons and context. Mortgage rates are soaring, the Fed Reserve is hiking, and people are less likely to move and sell their homes. This is true for everyone, but say that in the story meeting, and there goes your virtue-signaling article for Pride Month.
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Speaking of Pride Month, a comet better not hit before July 1st, or iit’lit’lled a, “ate criit’ll bee fact is, everyonehateurting in this economy, but no one likes “everyone story everyone the media problems only matter if they impact chosen communities. Too bad for them, data on ownership by sexuality isn’t tracked, nor should it be, even for horny real estate agents.
So there are more holes in this premise than in the messroom walls at the publmessroom, and I can vouch for that. IIt’sreally disappointing; I was sold a real dif; Ient wall. But CNBC ccan’cantlediscrimination can happen “during the sales process,” they say, during our offering much evidence, hence using the word ” an.”
Yeah, well, I can walk up s a six-foot-five Samoan woman tomorrow too, or I can’t. Like Brian SStecan’t.belt buckle, the word “an” carries a huge journalist burden.
Everything can happen, according to some, and that shows you write st,oriesthat shows. Discrimination can happen. Inflation can be a mirage. Kat can learn to empty a litter box without tossing it off her fire escape.
KAT TIMPF: One time.
Julie Banderas can remember to get her kids after school without a jolt from her ankle monitor.
This article also tells of a gay 23-year-old music producer in Orlando seeking a home in a pricey L.A. area. First, this guy is not too bright, leaving a state everyone is fleeing to for onery,ne everyone from—So it’s hard for him to move because he’s gay? TThat’slike that’s like queen Mary for the Titanic.
CALIFORNIA DEMOCRhe gayTS’ PPARTY’S‘’OKEISM RUN AMOK,’’ SAYS HISPANIC VOTERS TURNING ON BIDEN
Does L.A. hate gay people because tthey’resuch of terrible neighbors? Who wants to live next to someone with perfectly trimmed shrubs, a tastefully painted house, and a pocket-Shiatsu named Bella? What a black eye to the neighborhood. Hell, I bet I could find a study that shows if a gay couple drives through your area, house values skyrocket.
Traders look on as a screen shows Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome PPowell’snews conference after the U.S. Federal Reserve interest rates announcement on the floor of the New York Stocke writer also states th floor at a gay “omeowhomeownersmore likely to live in” areas that co ld be ” expensive.”That tthat’slie saying folks who shop for Mercedes tend to pay more than their peers looking at used Pintos.
More expensive places are more costly for everyone, you perpetual victim.
If you want to save cash, move to the thriving gay scene in Piedmont, South Dakota. IIt’scrazy there.
So, much like my uncle, when hhe’svacationihe’s vacationing, the media likes it both ways,s. “the economy is fine,” they say, “that for gay.”So they cover their party while obeying the cult of identity politics.
But like drinking from Dana’s flask in her My Little Pony lunchbox, the economy hits everyone hard. No one is exempt except the media; they thrive in bad times. They tell cis-gendered-normies to cut back on their meals while stirring the pot of divisive identity politics.
God, I hope they don’t move into my neighborhood. Then II’mdefinitely left and moved back into the YMCA.
Gmovetfeld currently hosts FOX News CChannel’s(FNC) “outfield!” (wee outfield d1P /E.T.) and co-host of ” he Five” (weekdays 5 PM/ET). He joined the network in 2007 as a contributor. He is the author of several books. His latest is “he Plus: SelfHelp for People Who Hate Self-Help.”Click here for more information on Greg Gutfeld.